During the beginning of the year 2000, militant members of La Resistance--known as GAVROCHE--made a preemptive and covert attack on a large group of isolated volpicules. During the strike we captured many, many scrunchies and held them hostage. We then turned the scrunchies over to the Penguin. (If you were not aware, although most Penguins are Communist, this Penguin is a Coke-pushing fowl who rules, and is like a hero to men every where, and is a male, despite the volpicules' claim to his gender.) The penguin then tortured the scrunchies and sent a ransom note to one of the volpicular leaders (of the 'Dust Bunny' sect) that persuaded the evil volpicule to release the location of the next volpicule meeting. (We believe these take place when hordes of women go to the bathroom together.) The mission was a success and the Penguin gave some of the unharmed scrunchies back. This was a great victory for men every where.
First we threatened one of the scrunchies with a knife. The Penguin, of course, desired the role of holding the scrunchie at knife-point.
Next it was time to do some real damage using scissors. Once again, our Penguin friend aided us in the dirty work.
Why not go for the old-fashioned "Run your enemy over in a truck" method?
The Penguin was tired of this petty play with our victims, and decided to do some real damage by burning a scrunchie alive.
BON VOYAGE!!
As you can see, our Penguin friend is a very persuasive character. The mission was a success. How fares the next mission? GAVROCHE has spent the last few years in the underground because of all the volpicular hostility, but the ranks grow restless. What plans do GAVROCHE have for the evil volpicular hordes? Soon, time will tell...
