The Official G.R.O.S.S. Headquarters and Banner (Dictator-for-Life Calvin with President and First Tiger Hobbes pictured saluting each other)

A club similar to our organization is G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid of Slimy GirlS). Yes, we know that "slimy girls" is redundant but otherwise it doesn't spell anything. We would like to show our appreciation for the help in battling the volpicules by showing a few G.R.O.S.S. comics here. However, do note that these comics are copyright of Bill Watterson. You should really go out and buy the Calvin & Hobbes books for more ideas of retaliation against the volpicules!!



Calvin rightly imagines bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a cruel trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude of it.

Girls are so emotional. GROSS is such a great club because it excludes girls.

Calvin and Hobbes argue over smooching, and finally decide that smooching is optional if it's your Mom.

A small setback, but men always win. Medals for everyone!

Leading a club is a heady experience. Good meetings always turn into riots.

Field Scout Calvin reports the enemy sighted, engaged in enemy activity--you know, Girl Stuff!


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