Welcome to the La Resistance Homepage. We members of La Resistance are dedicated to counteract the eeevil gender known as the Volpicules. Unbeknownst to the hoi polloi, many power-hungry women are bent on destroying mankind, and thus, having utterly decimated our noble gender, rule the world with an iron fist. Yet, there is no need to fear my friends, for La Resistance is here to alert you to their every move and to thwart their every plan! Yes, Men of the World, La Resistance is here for your anti-volpicular needs! Our organization and subsequent website was created to deliver you from the wretched enslavement in which they are so eager to confine you. Perhaps you may even wish to join those of us who have banded together to form the Guerrilas Against Volpicular Ravishing of Our Culture, Homes, Etc (GAVROCHE).
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: To ease your learning experience as you explore the La Resistance homepage, we have divided our website into five sections: Volpicularity, AV Center, The MOLE Files, INVERT, and GAVROCHE. Use the QUICK LINKS on the left to begin your journey (frames), or read about the different sections and click on the links below.
Volpicular Identification, Analyization, and Plots
The most important part of La Resistance is alerting MANkind to the dangers of volpicules! Thus, our Volpicularity Page. Here you will find documentation on the many different types of volpicules, common volpicular tricks, as well as whistle-blowing on volpicular plots. We even monitor volpicular recruitment from this page. This page is the purpose of La Resistance and a must-visit for all our wary internet travelers.
Your Source for Anti-Volpicular Strategies and Equipment
The Anti-Volpicular Center is a gold mine for those wishing to combat the eeeevil volpicular forces which beset them in their daily lives. All of La Resistance gives AV advice, but the AV Center is strictly dedicated to Anti-Volpicular Equipment (AV E) and AV Strategies. If you are looking for tactics and tricks to thwart the volpicules you meet on the street, this is the place to go.
A Double-X View of Volpicules
A successful look into the volpicular mind by our first female agent, codenamed The Mole.
Institute for Non-Volpicular Education, Research, and Training
One of the first questions newcomers to La Resistance ask is, "Does that mean all women are volpicules?" If the Institute was studying just one thing, this would be it! However, the Institute is the solution to one of the goals of La Resistance: learning how to turn bad volpicules into good girls! Researchers at INVERT also handle any scientific data and reports that go through La Resistance.
Guerrilas Against Volpicular Ravishing of Our Culture, Homes, Etc.
GAVROCHE dates back to the origin of La Resistance. While the organization of La Resistance itself carries out the peaceful mission of informing the world of the volpicular threat and helping MANkind by revealing avenues of thwarting volpicules, the GAVROCHE members make up the hardline, hardcore membership of La Resistance...the people out doing the thwarting! These bandits fight the good fight against volpicules they perceive as larger and more immediate threats to the safety of MANkind.
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